What is Jizzworthy?
1.
Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.
Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:
- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars
you get the point..
See
2.
a type of girl who is beyond hot, and deserves her own classification. It is insulting to call a jizzworthy girl simply 'hot,' and your friends will probably shitkick you if you decide to use 'hot' to describe her
Guy 1:"Dude, that chick is hot."
Guy 2:"What the fuck? She's fuckin jizzworthy you moron, go fuck a dog before we beat your lily ass all the way to fucking Mexico."
Guy 1:"Dude, chill. I was just kidding, I already jizzed my pants."
3.
When an event or object is so good that it would be worthy of secreting sex juice over.
Wow that new movie is so good its Jizzworthy
See
4.
A female (or a picture of a female) that is hot enough to make it worth jizzing upon.
"That girl has the best eyes and face - definitely jizzworthy!"
See
