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Any object that is remotly shaped like a bell-end
"I dont like that lampshade john, its too bell-endrical"
See Daniel..
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A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it..
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Having sex with a woman whilst on there period.
I blood ragged my girlfriend four times the other night.
"so what did u get up to..