Jizzy Johnson

What is Jizzy Johnson?

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One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them

Dude Ricardois such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games

See matt, hot carl, dirty sanchez, angry dragon, donkey punch, the squirts, iwhbyd
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