What is Jizzy Johnson?
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One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them
Dude
Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games
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Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.
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a sexual act which entails smearing large amounts of feta or blue cheese on ones hand. you then eventually insert that hand into the an..
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1. An amazing woman with many wonderful qualities, all of which are overshadowed by her boobs.
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