J-kob

What is J-kob?


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(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.

(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.

Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

See j-kob, jacob, jake


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