J-lo

What is J-lo?


1.

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from Chinasome stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.

Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?

Yep, that's j-lo.

See j-lo, jennifer, fur, fur ho, fur hag, bitch, talentless, stupid

2.

An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.

"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.

See mall, parking, parking lot, garage, suv

3.

'Joint' or 'Marijuana cigarette'

'Hey man, you want a j-lo?

See joint, spliff, weed, cannabis, marijuana, chong

4.

Jenny from da block.She lived in South Bronx wit that fat peice of shit,COOK KRACK AKA Fat Joe.

im still im still jenny from the block-J-Lo

5.

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While, her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.


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