What is J-mac?
1.
In reference to Jason McElwain the autistic basketball player from Greece, New York who was the ball boy on the team because he never made any baskets,he was put into the basketball game in the last few minutes and proceeded to completely miss the first basket, then score 20 points with 6 three point shots in a row. This phrase is used when some one does something especially stupid, "J-mac moment," or when you are attempting to make a basket and miss and then try again and make it.
J-mac now has an movie and book deal, with Disney. The Local McDonalds also served J-Mac's, not Big Macs for a few days. His catch phrase is "I'm hot as a pistol!"
George: Should I put ice in the iced tea?
Bonnie: Of course!
George: Sorry, J-mac moment!
Bill: (throws a paper towel away and misses, then tries again and makes it.)
Nancy: J-Mac!
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2.
zoning out in class and getting a odd downsindrom autistic look on your face
Teacher:jeff please answer the question.. JEFF WAKE UP
Jeff:sorry i was j-macing
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3.
a guy who can't get any girls and gives up on the female sex as a whole.
He craves man schlong & loves gaysugar.
If you are a J-mac you may have to resist the urge to be sautimized by a guy in prison.
They may also say extremely gay things... ALL THE TIME.
When they laugh they get this "i want you" face and laugh in an extremely high pitch manner.
Example 1
guy 1: dude! whatd you do last weekend?
guy 2: watched some gay porn. fucked your dads ass. haha!! jk!
guy 1: dude your such a J-mac.
Example 2
Guy1: okay so two guys walk into a bar...
Guy2: did they leave together? hehe. ;)
Guy1:dude... no... youre such a J-mac!
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4.
Popstar! Magazine's nickname for singer Jesse McCartney.
J-Mac is soooooo hot!
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