Jmfc

What is Jmfc?


1.

abb. for Jesus Mother 'Freaking' Christ. Used to fight the overusage of omg.

jmfc! this is taking forever!

See omg, omfg, darn, jesus, wtf

2.

An internetacronym for the expletive phrase "Jesus Mother-Fucking Christ!"

A coarser version of JFC.

"I crashed my car today."

"Oh no! You alright?"

"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."

"JFC!"

"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."

"JMFC!"

See jesus, mother, fucking, christ, jfc, jmfc, wtf, omg, jesus christ, fuck, motherfucker, fucker


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