What is J-mo?
1.
Jim Morrison, rock legend, of the band The Doors.
"J-Mo wrote that song when he was sober."
"... Okay, so maybe he didn't write it."
2.
to be really cool and smart
Seth was j-mo the other day.
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Comes from the Latin words "Magnus Dorkcaus." Today it can commonly be translated to Big Dork, The Accounting Steve Erkel, or Mr. Pocket Protector. J-Mo can also refer to one who supports cheaters, commonly from the New England area, or the leader of the "I have a man crush on Tom Brady and Bill Belichick."
Mommy I want to be like J-Mo. I want to love the Patriots and qoute FASB's in my dreams.
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4.
Bass player for Disturbed, John Moyer's nickname.
"J-Mo played lastnight"
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5.
a name for a fat, retarded kid who has no friends
THat kid is such a j-mo.
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Nickname of a popular WERS DJ for the show rockers. J-MO is characterized by his hippie lifestyle and lack of bathing. He has ridiculous hair that is impervious to rain, much like that of an African American, and loves Hunter S. Thompson. Also J-MO is an infamous misogynist, who when called as such believes people are complimenting him for being an excellent "Massage Artist"
Did you see that Beatrice, J-MO just asked me for a handjob!
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to be jeffed out
jeff is so j-mo