What is Jmo?
1.
Internet abbreviation for "just my opinion."
Crack sucks, but that's JMO.
2.
$5 bj's
I only have $5, is that enough for a JMO?
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3.
The complete opposite of emo, comes from the founder of the JMO Institute of Little Losers, Jonathan Moore. A person whos a JMO is the complete opposite of a emo, instead of being suicidal they are happy and find fun in the littlest of things. And instead of writing crappy poetry and suicide notes and blogs, they read them and laugh out loud and then go burn down an elderly house.
No matter what you do can bring them down to an emo level. Even hooking a car battery up to thier balls/ovaries and shocking them. Trust us, we have tried. Now if only Jesus was a JMO.
Dude that guy took a shot to the balls and laughed! Thats a JMO!
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abreviation for -AYYE JERK ME OFF!!!!!!- must be said very loud and accompianied by the JMO hand gesture in someones ear.
from mon don high school 2004
AYE RAT BOY JMO- at this point you would make an obscen gesture into the persons ear for added insult
5.
A Jmo is someone who has a butt as big as JLo's, but isn't going to lose a guy like third period spanish.
Dude that chick is so hott, she is such a Jmo
