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When a underage girl is crouching and sucking your dick while rubbing her clitoris against your dress shoes, thereby shining them with h..
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A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyf..
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A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the..
