What is Joakim Noah?
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The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
Who is the one NBA player you wish did not exist? Joakim Noah! Duh... that dude is rumple fugly!
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