What is Joan?
1.
When you "dis" or put down another person..
Girl: you a pu**y ass
Boy 1: girl shut up
Boy 2: damn shawty joanin ya boy
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2.
Referring to any alocoholic beverage, mainly beer.
"Hey man can you open the fridge and hand me a joan."
"Are those joan's cold yet?"
"Damn this is a good joan."
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3.
The act of having sex after two virgin midgets get married. It is a very sacred act and it is the reason many midgets remain virgins until they are married.
Midget 1: I can't wait until we get married and have Joan!
Midget 2: Me either! I've been waiting my whole life for Joan!
See virginity , madness , awesomeness , coolness
4.
Rocking a Bone, getting a stiffy
Yo Robbie can you scratch my joan i can't reach the tip. 2. Wow i need to get my joan wet. 3. My joan is pitching a tent for 4
See cock , man meat , footlong , pang
5.
a lesbatronic name used for butch women of freaky deaky origin.
i work with a women named joan and she is mad butch.
See butchy , ew , gross
Midget 1: I can't wait until we get married and have Joan!
Midget 2: Me either! I've been waiting my whole life for Joan!
Rocking a Bone, getting a stiffy
Yo Robbie can you scratch my joan i can't reach the tip. 2. Wow i need to get my joan wet. 3. My joan is pitching a tent for 4
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5.
a lesbatronic name used for butch women of freaky deaky origin.
i work with a women named joan and she is mad butch.
See butchy , ew , gross
i work with a women named joan and she is mad butch.
