Joaquined

What is Joaquined?


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To let your hair, head and facial or pubic grow out and get wild similar to Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman.

"Boy its been a long winter" my wife told me, "It looks like your penis Joaquined"

See fro, bush, pubes


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