Job Edit Meaning

1.

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shitthat some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

2.

Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

Finding a job is such a pain.

See loser

3.

A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.

My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart

4.

Just Over Broke

5.

A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of moneythat is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.

Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.

See AYB

6.

a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.

1.) My job sucks.

2.) I hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.

7.

Working to make a living. Something that most people on the internet do not have.

See 1001