What is Job Corps?
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Job corps is a place of pain and suffering. They will tell you that the foods great, that the rules are not so bad and that it is a very clean and nice campus full of polite younge adults.The food sucks and constantly makes people puke,Its smelly dirty and whoever is in charge of janitorial services is on some good shit. The teacher are ass holes with a few exceptions. The ass holes like center director and their staff are cracking down on alll the students for no reason other than the fact that he cant get laid like most of the staff here. I JUST WISH THEY COULD GET A LIFE. You get write ups for every thing here including sticking up for yourself if a teacher is High school starts insulting you and you tell him that special place you will put your foot. So fuck Job Corps Unless you really need thhis dont go.This school is not so bad if you dont live here i wish i did not live here.So now i just have to say Job corp is a thorn in my side, a breaking of my spirit, a crushing of my souland a pain in my ass. So when you come here get ready to sign away all your constitutional rights so have a nice day and mabey you will get a lay.
-Job corps decided to bring a dog on center so smell out any drug holder which corrupted class time for the students who did not have any drug involvement. These actions are bullshit they needto realize no matter where you are there are idiots who do drugs.
-They dont let you where pajamas outside of the dorm because it is not "appropriate" WORK PLACE BEHAVIOR OR DRESS. tHAt IS PRETTY LAME SINCE
-If i leave campus with out permission mind you that i am 20 years old i get a write up and have too do chores for leaving without permission.
- student#1 "dID you here that anthony got terminated for yelling a staff member when the staff member was yelling at him first"......Student#2 "WHat thats the third person who got terminated this week for no real reason mabey this is hell?"
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A U.S. Department of Labor program to take young "disadvantaged" adults from bad ereas and situations such as homelessness, depressed ereas urban and rural, and the like.. to give them "job skills and trianing" to help them get further somehow in life or just plain for there personal devoplment as people aiming to make them better and tax paying citizens.
"I took computer tech at job corps, got my levels A and B, umm I was there for 2 years and it was stressful freaky bullshit, after two years I used up all the time I could hide away in that place and was dumped litterly into the street and was lucky I could stay at my mother's house or end up in a shelter! I can't get a job or do shit, my life sucks"
-A fiarly common x-job corps students story
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Job corps is a magical place where everyone get along amd the staff are kind and never unfair or abusive. its pure heavan. the food is great and the campus is clean and tidy with constant cleaning crews keeping the campus beautiful.
If you want to be treated like a five year old on a daily bases and be verbally abused by the staff this is a place for you... everything you have seen on tv about job corps is completly false and sugar coated... this a place of mental torture.. full of unfriendly black ass-hole wanna be or former gangsters that will literaly jump you or threaten you for a NEWPORT cigarette... just wait until I really get started, the head staff are xactly the same way described the students unfriendly balck ghetto ass-holes who are full of themselves and more ignorent then a donkey, dont call me racict because im not im only pointing out the truth.. sure there are some respectible blacks here (very rare) they ususally get harrased by the other idiot blacks to join them and fight the white man.. and wait till i start talking about the white kids. A bunch of retardes whose soul purpose of living is myspace... ah job corps a place full of your typical 16-24 year old sexually deprived morons... a friend of mine got so frusterated with the staff and the black students always givving him hell for being a cripple that he self termenated from the center and later comitted suicide... THANK YOU JOB CORPS!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ANOTHER POOR KIDS LIFE
DONT GO TO JOB CORPS
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A place where you feel like when you want to kill yourself, you are having a good day. A magical place where a lot of horrible 2 cent hoes try to act better then you when really, all they did with their life is bitch and get fucked usually under the influence of something. If you talk to the people all you hear is blah blah blah blah..im a fucking rtard. Where guys act like they are badasses but really, they just are sex deprived and masturbate so much, they have to fake like theyy have self esteem. The way the society works is, whoever does as much asshole facials as possible, get a gold jacket and are treated like a dumb blond with huge jugs and handle bars, and the rest of the people are psychologically smashed into believing they have the education of a 4 year old child with down syndrome and need to be ordered around by something called a AKA Leader. These Leaders as they are called, are really just people who are trained to bow and give head to their dorm staff and in return, they get to act like they actually know something you dont and tell you to do obvious shit that if you lived there for a day, you would be able to do handicapped. To top it all off, most of the staff think that if you dont listen to them(they think they are always right even if you have a rulebook or a reason) They talk down to you like a child getting a ass chewing for stealing a damn cookie(yes their explanations are about just as simple). So if you want to go to job corps, start eating shitty food, sharing stalls with the same sex, and learn how to kiss ass so well, brown nosing and ass kissing dont have a diffrence to you, then lastly, depriving yourself of anything enjoyable for a really long fucking time, then you may just be ready for this hell on earth.
Guy1: hey guys, im going to job corps!!
Guy2: stop being so happy, your runing your chances.
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Job Corps is in laymans terms, a literal hell on earth. Imagine doing the same thing every day for months on end with no hope for salvation or redemption. You slowly count the days go by and after months of being there you do nothing that stands out in any unique way or form. It fills you with a burning desire to contract a massive amount of STD's and let thm slowly eat your dick away to take away the pain. Imagine waking up and all day being treted like a pre-schooler with down syndrome who has to be taught how to wipe your ass and how to go to bed. You clean for endless hours all day and do work that a chimpanzee wih broken fingers could manage, but there is so much of it you couldn't get through it all with a team of Harvar graduates. It smeels like ass and depression everywhere you go and all you can do to disguise it is to play out brutal and vivid suicide scenes of your own death in your head. They repremand you for being an individual and daily mind-fucks are administered by law. Not to mention the people who go there. Tke the biggest group of fuck ups, tweakers, ass-holes, and make them all sexually frustrated and you have the workings of a Job Corps facility. Going there is the eqivalent of taking a ballpeen hammer to all the jonts in yur body repeatedly, for months on end. Its symptoms are chronic masturbation, depression, alcoholism, frustration, and death. If you know a person who is going to go to Job Corps just hit them with a 2x4 for a few hours before they leave to get them attuned to the life they are about to suffer. If you are planning to go to Job Corps just kill yourself now and postpone your eternal suffering
Guy 1- Hey did you hear, John is going to Job Corps?
Guy 2- Wow we better go get a 2x4 so we can help him out!
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