Job Fair

What is Job Fair?


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A fantasy-like convention at which many corporations recruit employees by manning a company exhibit booth, accepting resumes and answering questions from applicants. Often, the corporate representatives are physically attractive young people from HR.

Engineer Joe: At the job fair, I gave a neon green resume to a cute gal in a miniskirt at the IBM booth who was giving away mini rapid prototypes and free lattes. Do you think they'll want to interview me?

Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!

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