Job For A Cowboy

What is Job For A Cowboy?


1.

Fairly underground metal band, who produce excellent work. Emtombment of a Machine and Entities are by far their best songs.

Job for a cowboy and Penknifelovelife at York. Fucking classic mayte.

See job, for, a, cowboy, rock

2.

An awsome metal band out of Glendale Arizona.They have played at many major concerts but remain fairly unknown.

My ass still hurts from when Job For A Cowboy played at the California Metal Fest.

See metal, rape, arizona, orgasmic

3.

Considered to be one of the bands to recieve major benefit from the current MySpacephenomenon, and their use of it, Job For A Cowboy are a deathcore-turned-poser-death-metal outfit from Arizona.

While Job For A Cowboy can be seen as pioneers of death metal by their loyal legion of fans, purists consider them a lame band with a penchant for pig squeals- referencing Job For A Cowboy's debut EP, Doom, which was responsible for their success.

Job For A Cowboy is for fans of: Despised Icon, Through the Eyes of the Dead, and Bring Me The Horizon.

Scene Kid: "Job For A Cowboy are the best metal band today, and the Doom EP was, and is, the most br00tal album ever."

Genuine Metalhead: "Job For A Cowboy is nothing but fourth-rate garbage for idiots who don't know shit about metal."

TxKx: "Job For A Cowboy is a perfect example of what is wrong with today's metal scene. This rubbish can only appeal to impressionable 16-year-old posers who spend too much time on MySpace; basically, it's absolute fail."

See deathcore, poser, scene, metal, myspace, death metal, rubbish

4.

A death metal band from Arizona. They started out as a deathcore band, with their EP Doom, but they have become a more predominately death metal band, with their album Genesis. They are famous, or perhaps infamous, for their "pig squeals"

Job for a Cowboy is r(pig squeal)ally good.

See death, death metal, pig, squeal, deathcore

5.

A deathcore/death metal band out of Glendale Arizona, which slowly gained popularity due to their "girl scream" in their most popular, and slightly overrated song titled: "Entombment of a Machine". Thousands upon thousands of "hardcore kids" made it a priority to obtain their merchandise, and as the band began to seem like sellouts, Jonny Davy, vocalist and founder of the band mouthed off to Hot Topic saying, "Job For A Cowboy is too hardcore for Hot Topic". Almost instantly Hot Topic removed any and all merch the band had given to them to sell. The band now hides behind Jonny Davy's problems, and many harsh labels, playing guitar that is tuned too low for anyone to possibly transcribe. Acceptional guitar playing is unseen, and their drummer Jon Rice's tallents, although godly, remain unnoticed.

JFAC fan #1: "Too bad Jonny Davy had to run his mouth. Now its almost impossible to find anything with a Job For A Cowboy logo on it!"

JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"

See death metal, deathcore, genesis

6.

a decent death metal band from arizona, though hated by most death metal fans for their "pig squeals", even though the sound is just a by-product of of the lead singer's style; any lyric with an 'e' sound, such as knee, will sound like a pig squeal

dumbass: Wow, Job For A Cowboy is so gay.

Me: Why?

dumbass: cuz they use fuckin pig squeals

Me: uhhh...no, its just the lyics.....

See job for a cowboy, dumbass, pig, squeals

7.

A deathcore-turned-death metal band from Arizona. Their music is uniformly bad, and there is nothing remotely "progressive" or "underground" about them, judging by how many Hot Topic kiddies I see wearing their shirts.

For good death metal, listen to Nile.

For good deathcore, listen to Whitechapel.

But for the love of God, don't listen to Job for a Cowboy.

See death metal, deathcore, metal, unoriginal, boring


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