Job Pimp

What is Job Pimp?

"Temp" agencies like Manpower and Adecco who make shit jobs even shittier by taking its' 25% cut from the worker.

The job pimp prostitutes you as punishment for not finishing school

Ipm

1. Stands for Information Processing and Management. If you can survive the deadly cold temperature, then IPM is the most wonderful school ..

Like Trying To Pick Up A Turd By Its Clean End

1. The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task. Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a ..

Offalstick

1. Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food. "Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks..

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