Jobed

What is Jobed?

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

See job, jobed, nuts, balls, sack

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

See fucked over, screwed, bad luck, unlucky, owned, jewed, gypped

Virtual

1. Another word used in place of "cool" or "awesome" by urban white punk kids Dude! Nofx is SOOO virtual! See Swan..

Pretty Much Awesome

1. a phrase used to denote a highly liked object, situation, and or person Abby: Whoah, David, your art club t-shirt is pretty much awesom..

V Muscle

1. the hottest muscle that a guy could have. it is the line of muscle starting by the hip bone and ending as far down as possible(by the gr..

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