Jobed

What is Jobed?

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

See job, jobed, nuts, balls, sack

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

See fucked over, screwed, bad luck, unlucky, owned, jewed, gypped

Tikitiki

1. It is gossip as expressed between two latin girls, usually includes long drawn out dramatic gestures. They are all in the tikitiki..

Uncle Ramus

1. Going behind someone and raming your knee in to their anus. I really gave shooks the uncle ramus See uncle, night, anus..

Status Fucker

1. someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker She is a status ..

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