Jobed

What is Jobed?

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

See job, jobed, nuts, balls, sack

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

See fucked over, screwed, bad luck, unlucky, owned, jewed, gypped

Urfed

1. you are fucked (u r fucked) present tense: urf You are urfed Urfed. Urf. See urf, you, are, fucked, u, r..

Shampoozled

1. Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d. Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled. See sh..

Going Ham

1. a derivative of the word mayhem v. meaning to raise mayhem Shelley hit me in the balls and ran, I'm going ham the next time i s..

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