What is Jobie?
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The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
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2.
This is a term of Bajan origin. Typically refers to faeces, or, for lack of better terms, taking a shit. Said shit must be well sized and of robust constitution.
Noun--"Weyyysss, you see that Jobie?!"
Verb--"Oh gawwwd, I hadda go Jobie!"
Adjective--"Man, why you buy that for? That painting look like relll Jobie!"
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from what ive been told, in scottland a jobie is a shit, pronounced Job-eh, my farther was called wee Job-Eh for years from his scottish friend, untill he figured out it means little shit, tee hee, for the record my name is Job, prounced Joe-b, hence instead of "joe-bee" (Jobie) he was called "job-eh" (jobie)
hey wee jobie,
gonna take the dog for a quick jobie
ack wee jobieeeee
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A Jobie is a term for the brown stuff that comes out of your anus. Also known as shit, crap, or if your being polite "stools".
"I just did a jobie!"
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