Jo-bomb

What is Jo-bomb?


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Originally an I.E.D. (improvised explosive device) but then developed by the Russian special forces whilst fighting in Afghanistan. The Jo-bomb is a devastating weapon which can tear apart the tidiest of apartments. Within seconds, womens clothing, footwear and toiletries are dispersed at great velocity, sparing no-one. The United Nations Peace-keeping force has tried to ban the Jo-bomb, but they got blown up aswell.

"Ill never forget that day, before i even knew what was going on, Barry, stood right next to me, was hit in the chest with a stiletto heel - killing him instantly. Dave was struck across the side of the face with a bottle of anti-blemish solution, he lost an eye. A day hasnt gone by when i havnt thought about the Jo-bomb"

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