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A free standing penis - possibly decaying - that once belonged to your maternal grandmother in a time when grandparents were permitted t..
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The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes an..
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When a guy picks up a really hot slut and fucks her really hard.
"You should have seen me Tappin' The Gucci, she was froffins..