Jock Martin

What is Jock Martin?


1.

Jock Martin is a fictional astronaut in the book "Ogen van tijgers" by Tonke Dragt.

Jock Martin ziet overal ogen – ook de onzichtbare van machthebbers die hem bespieden.

See astronaut, foo, five

2.

Jock Martin is a student in a Canadian high school, who really needs a shower. He rarely comes out for sun light and spends long hours dwelling in his basement fapping to loli in his bed full of garbage.

*Fap fap fap*

Oh shit, it's Jock Martin, again!

See lulz, jock, fap, loli, pokemon, martin, dirty, homo, hobo, landfill, garbage


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