Jock Ride

What is Jock Ride?


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A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".


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