What is Jock Ride?
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A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A
jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP
Me: You're not a "nigga".
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A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: H..
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The act of farting on the toilet and excreting a large amount of liquid dump which is plastered to all edges of the bowl. Sounds simila..