Jock Squirter

What is Jock Squirter?

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy

Chad:I'm a jock squirter

Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks

Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!

Dylan:Fuck you!

Chad:shut up you stupid slut

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