Jock Squirter

What is Jock Squirter?


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Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy

Chad:I'm a jock squirter

Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks

Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!

Dylan:Fuck you!

Chad:shut up you stupid slut


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