Jock Squirter

What is Jock Squirter?

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy

Chad:I'm a jock squirter

Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks

Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!

Dylan:Fuck you!

Chad:shut up you stupid slut

Zander

1. Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing. Dood you're so fucking Zander! These chicks boobs were so Zander. See zander, cool, aw..

Poohoo

1. a person bad at things or someone being a wussy dude dont be such a poohoo i did that jump easy See pooh, poo, who, poohoo, poop..

Kurda

1. A character in the Darren Shan saga blonde Vampire with 3 small red scars on his cheek Kurda See vampire, darren, shan, character..

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