Jock-bonk

What is Jock-bonk?


1.

A sex-position performed, perhaps exclusively by heterosexual couples, when the male clutches his partner by the respective butt-cheeks to command the rhythm of thrusting. Typically, the female's arms are wrapped around her partner's neck or head as if she were transporting a pumpkin.

Dave: "Fuck, my fucking arms KILL! Can you copy these notes for me?"

Jerry: "Carpal tunnel syndrome?"

Dave: "Naw ... I jock-bonked Stacy all night last night."

Jerry and Dave: "Hahahahahahahahahaha"


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