Jockey Edit Meaning

1.

A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry

See jockey, mike, angry, tester

2.

Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock

Oi, look at that Jockey!

3.

Jockey

A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.

Example

Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice

(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags

Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.

Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)

"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"

See jockey, pre-pubescent, annoying, jocky, teen

4.

To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbutt the bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.

Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.

Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..

See donkeypunch, anal, sex

5.

hung like a horse but look like the jockey.

"They call me the Jockey!"- ME

"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.

"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me

"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar

See guy, big, you suck

6.

A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkeyis another fine contender for the same role.

Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."

Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"

Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"

Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."

See monkey, lowly, dig, apprentice

7.

To ride an object for example a horse

hey look he is jockey on that.