What is Jockey?
1.
A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:
"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry
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2.
Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock
Oi, look at that Jockey!
3.
Jockey
A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like '
Example
Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags
Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.
Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"
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4.
To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbutt the bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.
Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.
Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..
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5.
hung like a horse but look like the jockey.
"They call me the Jockey!"- ME
"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.
"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me
"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar
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6.
A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.
Used creatively the term
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"
Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
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7.
To ride an object for example a horse
hey look he is jockey on that.
