Jockey's Breakfast Edit Meaning

1. The banana hammock. Justin Hartman's donkey friend rolled up to the pool party rocking a Zucchini Bikini. Nuf Said. See whoa, tmi..

1. to wack off while your hands arent especially clean. perhaps after shooting york county vermin at long ranges with high powered rifles, ..

1. When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane. Dude, I thought he was alrea..