What is Jockney?
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An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.
I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.
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A warped sexual act, whereby a male unfurls his manhood, and unleashes a golden torrent upon an unsuspecting, not necessarily consenting..
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African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry.
Man, that dude is so w-hibbely bib..
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"Jimmini jillickers Batman! What are we gonna do?!?!"
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