What is Jockney?
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An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.
I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.
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A jooby woob is a small, austrailian chicken native to sydney.
I ate jooby woob for dinner last night...
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the wanting of dick
if some one has their mouth open, say they are "in the mode for chode"
See dick, chode, mouth..
