Jockney

What is Jockney?

1.

An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.

I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.

See social, spastic, virgin, backwards, nerd
49

Random Words:

W.w.
1. Ebonics version of the World Wide Web Visit our dope website at W.W.illiterate! See internet, ignorant, computers, www, world wide web..
Read more
Obamargy
1. The gathering of people anywhere, anytime that begin to cry over and praise Obama and the hope that he brings to them. Obama + Orgy = O..
Read more
Zporpicklonnaise
1. the act of using a plunger to dislodge chrome from the underbelly of a fruitcake "Honey, there's some chrome on the underbell..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free