What is Jockney?
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An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.
I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.
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Someone who after befriending actively alienates you from your exi..
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Going outside to learn, as in a charter school; learning is hands-on and experienced personally instead of in-class.
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Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.
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