Jockosexual

What is Jockosexual?


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The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)

"Damn Jockosexuals."

See emosexual, jock, emotastic, regisexual, football, rugby, blanket, god, jockocracy, jockracy


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