Jockpodge

What is Jockpodge?

The flab and girth acquired by sporty men when they stop exercising or hit the middle-ages.

Man! Did you see Carey Elwes? He's got jockpodge going on!

Glucking

1. The act of being gluck. when I hung out with Sarah, she was glucking. See gluck, cool, fun, drunk, gunther..

Shampiss

1. v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it..

Crap Balls

1. Testicles that are smothered in faeces a ritual carried out by native americans. Ah crap balls. mmmmmmmm.....tastes like crap balls..

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