Jockpodge

What is Jockpodge?

The flab and girth acquired by sporty men when they stop exercising or hit the middle-ages.

Man! Did you see Carey Elwes? He's got jockpodge going on!

Facemail

1. The emails you send/receive via Facebook. I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I h..

Horsehead Pic

1. An unflattering picture of one's face achieved by taking a picture of yourself at arm's length. The effect is amplified in da..

Tanned Wank

1. masturbating, whilst tanned. phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony" matt: "that shit ..

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