Jockpodge

What is Jockpodge?

The flab and girth acquired by sporty men when they stop exercising or hit the middle-ages.

Man! Did you see Carey Elwes? He's got jockpodge going on!

Unexpecturd

1. The act of having a sudden bowel movement, A surprise attack of diahrea, Not prepared, or unexpected. "Mykey had an unexpecturd ..

Quiznos

1. The most expensive sandwiches in the universe. I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 sh..

Velcro Party

1. A party that consists of sticking everything to your walls with velcro. My room is so awesome after that velcro party! See velcro, par..

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