Jockpodge

What is Jockpodge?

The flab and girth acquired by sporty men when they stop exercising or hit the middle-ages.

Man! Did you see Carey Elwes? He's got jockpodge going on!

Niagara Falls Impression

1. when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis. Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON. Jeremy..

Calling Jesus On The Porcelain Telephone

1. The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking. So named after the fashion of sticki..

Off Key

1. 1. Wrong, raw, disgusting. 2. Random, sudden, unexpectedly jokes. "you're so off key" - after sticking finger up arse a..

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