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When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.
Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber ..
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having to buy a meal out of a vending machine
I worked late and the only thing i could find to eat was a vendor meal
See dinner, lunch..
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A rainbow in the underwear occurs when someone (presumably a man) has made the greatest possible variety of excretions in his underpants..