What is Jockspeak?
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A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".
Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).
"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation
Random Words:
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To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.
That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner
See fuck up, screw up..
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noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.
OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch..
