Jockspeak

What is Jockspeak?


1.

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).

"Uh."

"Mmn."

"Ungh."

"Uh-uh."

"Mm."

"Mmh."

-end of conversation


78

Random Words:

1. The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle a..
1. An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are sh..
1. Basically group keep ups with a space hopper. HAS to be played in the classroom, common room or workplace. Rules are as follows: 1. Bi..