What is Jockulard?
1.
A fat out of shape person who talks, eats, sleeps, and breaths sports....and pizza. Most Jockulards are to obese to actually play any active sport for more than a minute or two but somehow see themselves as a pillar of sports authority.
what do you know you fat jockulard? You can't can't watch baseball on TV without running out of breath.
See
Random Words:
1.
A soaking wet paper towel (usu.) used to smack people in the face, aiming for the eyes.
Other:
person who gallawhacks: gallawhackist
..
1.
on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to..