Jod

What is Jod?

1.

short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.

See liar, jack off, jerk off, jo, choke the chicken

2.

An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being

Your arrogance is reaching Jod level

See jodd, rod, kod

3.

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

See spunk, sperm, semen, jizm, jizz

4.

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

5.

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod

B: What, a wank? right now?

A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

See wank, cock, bellend
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