What is Jod?
1.
short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)
That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.
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2.
An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being
Your arrogance is reaching Jod level
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3.
Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.
I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.
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4.
to poke with a shenn
Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly
5.
A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)
A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!
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