Jodie

What is Jodie?


1.

The man who steals a soldier's woman while he is overseas. The man who is with another man's woman while he is in prison, at work, etc....

Look at him running home so fast, he must be worried about Jodie .

Don't worry man, Jodie's taking good care of her.

See jody, jodie, cheat, wife

2.

A sexual position known for its intense orgasm and high rate of death by explosion in the female of the species.

Dave: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodie!''

Colin: ''Dude! what did your wife think about that!?''

Dave: ''Literally mind blowin!''

See jodie, orgasm, colin, sex, dave, position, blowing

3.

Amazing Girl Who Is Great In Bed And The Damn Sexiest Of The Sexy Baby!!!!

Aims To Please And Always Fulfills

Complete Class And Beauty

Wow look at that girl,shes definatley a Jodie

See jodie, jode, jo, j, jojo

4.

Abbreviation for: joy to the world for leane meat

When you think you're cool, but you're clearly not.

Often found reproducing with family members

"I am sooo cool,"

"mate you're just doing a jodie"

"ergh mate thats wrong, you're doing a jodie,"

"....incest"

See cool, incest, joy

5.

Jodie's are ugly shits and they tend to be a bit stupid with a hint of ginger.

" i hate my life"

"you such a jodie"

See jodie, ginger, stupid, dumb, shit

6.

an asian pornstar who is in love with a lemon tri.

hey whos that erotic asian chick over there?

oh that must be jodie!

See asian, jodie, pornstar, lemon, tri

7.

a jodie is someone who loves herself, thinks everybody wants to be her. has the biggest pig nose ever, its hard not to notice. tends to moan alot about the most pointless things ever.

peppa pig *oink*

gees my pringles :L

stop being a jodie !

See love, moan, pig, nose, hard


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