Jody

What is Jody?


1.

In the Marines, a "Jody" is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marines are missing, more specifically the Marine's girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away on active duty. The reason that they're called Jody specifically dates back to black soldiers in WWII. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.

That's why they say, "Jody's back home, fucking your girlfriend."

See jodie, jarhead, marines, leatherneck, discharge

2.

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,

Jody's got your girl and gone.

Ain't no use in goin back,

Jody's got your Cadillac,

Ain't no use in feeling blue,

Jody's took your checkbook too.

See leykis 101, marines, jarhead, captain morgan

3.

Jody is refers to a man (often another soldier)who sleeps with other military men's wives/girlfriends while they are gone (deployed, TDY, etc).

The term "Jody" comes from the song "Jody's got your girl and gone" by Johnnie Taylor.

Every guy I know

Trying to get ahead

Working two jobs

Til you're almost dead

(You tell em)

Work your fingers

Right down to the bone

There's a cat named Jody

Sneaking around in your home

There's a cat named Jody

In every town

Spending lots of cash

And just riding around

Ride on, Jody

Ride on, ride on

With your bad self

Jody

The ashes in your ashtray

Footprints on your carpet

While you work all day

He even got the nerve

To sleep in your bed

Sit down at the table

Eat your bread

When you get home

After working hard all day

Jody's got your girl

And he don't play

I said

Ain't no sense in going home

Jody's got your girl and gone

(It ain't no sense in going home)

(You gotta get home but

You work too hard)

(It ain't no sense in going home)

(You gotta get home but

You work too hard)

Ain't no sense in going home

Jody's got your girl and gone)

I tell you, Jody's got

Your girl and gone

(Ain't no sense in going home)

When you discover

Your gross neglect

Itll be too late to

Give your woman respect

You'll hunt down Jody ?

Ten thousand dollar reward

For Jody's hide

Ain't no sense in going home

Jody's got your girl and gone

"Man, you know there ain't no point in calling home. A Jody got a girl all taken care of."

Army Cadence:

Used to date a beauty queen

Now I date my M-16

Ain't no use in lookin' down

Ain't no discharge on the ground

Ain't no use in going back

Jody's got your Cadillac

Ain't no use in calling home

Jody's got your girl and gone

Ain't no use in feeling blue

Jody's got your sister too

See jody, army, cheating, creeping, military, J'nai

4.

n. young man who knows too much and sometimes cares too much for his own good, but for everyone's good (even if they don't realize it).

n. friend who actually does take the time to listen, even without the enticement of alcohol (but a rum coke would still be highly appreciated!).

n. someone who gives as good as he got (and even better!)

n. example of how to make geeky a (fashionable) fashion statement

adj. unabashedly geeky (slash) dorky and can still have a good hearty cackle about it

(person whimpering over a counter)

(bartender approaches)

bartender: hey, is something wrong?

person: i don't know...maybe i need another drink.

bartender: i think you'll need a Jody with that.

OR

"Bahahaha, I acted out my favorite movie scene in my bathroom until 5 in the morning!"

"That's so jody of you!"

See geeky, dorky, cackle, jodie

5.

A round-faced manwhore, who thinks much too highly of himself and thinks every girl will fall at his knees when REALLY he's repulsive.

Man, that guy is SUCH a Jody.

See round, face, whore, slut, jerk


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