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When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, J..
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aka a womans private area, also known as gash...
bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon
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the fear of the alphebet
guy: hey my dr. was just telling me what phobias i have.
girl: oh yeah, what?
guy: well one is abcdefghijklm..
