What is Joe Jonas?
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a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and
a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
Joe Jonas is awesome.
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Brother of Nick, Kevin, and Frankie Jonas. Member of the Jonas Brothers. Destined to go solo one day. He makes the tambourine so sexy. Reigns from my home state of new jersey, which obviously makes him even more awesome. He makes tight pants look good. He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He used to rock the "joehawk" (Mohawk). He's known for his raps about "jacketz" and "girls" and reallly bad ass jokes. His voice and his bod makes any girl melt. He's pretty much amazing.
I was at a Jonas Brothers concert and I saw Joe Jonas playing his tambourine and singing, and when he ripped his shirt open I stopped breathing because he just makes you go "OH BABY!".
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also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.
He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.
Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman
Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.
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Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)
His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"
"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"
"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"
"he's HUGE...that's NICE"
"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
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The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth.
Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.
Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.
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6.
the hottest nut hugger alive
End of story
Joe Jonas's cock is much bigger than yours.
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the sexiest beast ever
person 1:hey did u see joe jonas on tv
person 2: oh you mean the sexiest beast ever
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