Joe Millionaire

What is Joe Millionaire?


1.

some punk that's really broke and drives dump trucks, but tries to front like he's rich to get girls

Girl: "Hey Joe, let's go back to your supermansion and mess around in that Olympic sized indoor pool of yours."

Joe: "Uh ummm uh...actually my...uhhh...butler is...ummmm...cleaning the house right now and I...uhhh...think he's using some...ummmm...poisonous chemicals so...uhhh...let's go to your place this time."

Girl: "All right. But you promise to show me tomorrow?"

Joe: "I-I-I-uhhhh...yes, definitely, sure."

Girl: "Oooooh I can't wait."

Landlord: "Hey moron, when are you gonna pay your fucking rent? You owe me $500...that's $250 for each of the last two months."

Joe: "I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. I'm really rich and live in a $20 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills."

Landlord: "Suuuuuuure you are. (smack!) Pay up, bitch!"

Girl: "I'm out of here, you fucking Joe Millionaire (SMACK!)"

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