Joe Pesci

What is Joe Pesci?


1.

A really underrated actor I think. NO ONE can go ballistic like this guy.

"GET ME A FUCKING DRINK SPYDER!!"

"....how 'bout you fuck your self tommy..."

"you gonna let him get away with that tommy"

BANG! MOTHER FUCKER!

See one eyed snake

2.

GOD! I ain't bullshittin he gets the job done.

I pray to Joe Pesci every night.

3.

An actor with a career starting in 1961 with an uncredited appearance as a dancer in Hey Lets Twist (1961). Now 34 films under his belt including Raging Bull (1980), The Super & JFK (1991) and.. um, the Home Alone series. Not a bright moment I'd say. But, I guess he's the rich famous guy and I'm the one sitting here writing a definition of him, so who am I to say....?

Joe Pesci is one crazy mofo!

4.

When you use your dick like a baseball bat, and smack a chick in the face with it while yelling, " Jew mudda fucka Jew mudda fucka."

That bitch is asking for a joe pesci.

See pesci, blowjob, slapper, thumper, flapper

5.

Someone starts on another person in the street or there is major grievance between two people the attacker or defender will make the case known that he is not amused.

Attacker: "look u want some?"

Defender: "ere, dont make me go joe pesci on ya"

Attacker and defender then ensue in an almighty bloody battle to the death on the streets.

6.

Date of birth (location),

9 February 1943,

Newark, New Jersey, USA

Actor - filmography

(1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)

1. Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) .... Leo Getz

... aka Lethal 4 (USA: promotional abbreviation)

2. Gone Fishin' (1997) .... Joe Waters

3. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) .... Tommy

4. Casino (1995) .... Nicky Santoro

... aka Casino (France)

5. All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (1994) (TV) .... Ronald Grump

... aka Sesame Street's All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (USA: complete title)

6. With Honors (1994) .... Simon Wilder

7. Jimmy Hollywood (1994) .... Jimmy Alto

8. A Bronx Tale (1993) .... Carmine

9. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) .... Harry Lime

... aka Home Alone II (USA: short title)

10. The Public Eye (1992) .... Leon Bernstein

11. Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) .... Leo Getz

12. My Cousin Vinny (1992) .... Vincent Gambini

13. JFK (1991) .... David Ferrie

... aka JFK (France)

14. The Super (1991) .... Louie Kritski

15. Home Alone (1990) .... Harry Lime

16. Goodfellas (1990) .... Tommy DeVito

... aka GoodFellas (USA: promotional title (video box title) (poster title))

17. Betsy's Wedding (1990) .... Oscar Henner

18. Catchfire (1990) (uncredited) .... Leo Carelli

... aka Backtrack (USA: TV title (director's cut))

... aka Catchfire (Australia)

... aka Do It the Hard Way

19. Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) .... Leo Getz

20. Moonwalker (1988) .... Mr. Big

... aka Michael Jackson: Moonwalker

21. The Legendary Life of Ernest Hemingway (1988)

... aka Hemingway, festa e morte (Italy: TV title)

22. Man on Fire (1987) .... David

... aka Absinthe

... aka Uomo sotto tiro, Un (Italy)

23. "Half Nelson" (1985) TV Series .... Rocky Nelson (1985)

24. Half Nelson (1985) (TV) .... Rocky Nelson

25. Eureka (1984) .... Mayakofsky

26. Once Upon a Time in America (1984) .... Frankie Minaldi

... aka C'era una volta in America (Italy)

27. Tutti dentro (1984) .... Corrado Parrisi

... aka Everybody in Jail

28. Easy Money (1983) .... Nicky Cerone

29. Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) (uncredited) .... Road Painter

30. Dear Mr. Wonderful (1982) .... Ruby Dennis

... aka Ruby's Dream (USA: video title)

31. I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can (1982) .... Roger

32. Raging Bull (1980) .... Joey La Motta

33. The Death Collector (1976) .... Joe

... aka Family Enforcer

... aka The Collector

... aka The Enforcer

34. Hey, Let's Twist (1961) (uncredited) .... Dancer at the Peppermint Club

That guy, Joe Pesci sure is an interesting actor!

7.

To bring a girl to a car and immediately lower her head to one's penis for oral sex

1:05 of Casino

It'd be great to Joe Pesci a bitch and have her but gas in the car

See oral sex, car, casino, expectation


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