What is Joe Rogan?
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looking at porn while your girlfriend is sleeping right beside you
"Dude, i Joe Rogan'd for about 3 hours last night."
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Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.
Joe Rogan makes me laugh.
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A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
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-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!
Me: Omg, joe. Really?
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