Joe The Plumber

What is Joe The Plumber?


1.

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?

man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?

man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.

See joe, plumber, common people, plummer, lower class, Americant

2.

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.

"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.

See john, mccain, barack, obama, debate, 2008, taxes, joe, the, plumber

3.

An individual named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher who was the surprise star of the final 2008 presidential debate between now president-Elect Barack Obama and Republican Senator John McCain as a feeble attempt at defeating Barack Obama during said debate. He was made famous by questioning Barack Obama's proposed tax policies, which was blown completely out of proportion and twisted out of context beyond recognition by the McCain campaign and the FOX News corporation. He was also made infamous for being an unlicensed plumber who owed back taxes to the IRS, which was never mentioned by the McCain campaign.

Joe the plumber is a useless tax deadbeat. He isn't even a licensed plumber!

4.

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.

My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.

See idiot, dufus, strawman

5.

though the entire republican party hates his very existance, ole joe the plumber is tricked into expecting tax cuts and a fair share of healthcare benifits to be handed from the very party that hates hard workers and/with sensible values. kinda like you and me.

hi my name is ella may, Im joe the plumbers ex wife i had to get rid of him cause mccains lyin old ass drove him ta start drankin again we didnt get no health care pension or tax cuts nowhere so joe just started back ta drankin gettin depressed and whoopin my ass again an takin my wal mart check to spend it at titty bars an lotto tickets

See mccant, liar, recession, hick, blue collar, biden, obama, hope, wally world

6.

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.

Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG

See politics, barack, obama, mccain

7.

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

See epic fail, obama, election


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