Joel Osteen

What is Joel Osteen?


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A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.

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The idea that somehow God will save you from the unstoppable impending doom of global warming, death, and other "evils." I wonder, then, why they call them UNSTOPPABLE... Ahh those evangelists

Joel Osteen: "God will save your soul"

Smart People: "The very idea of god will rot your soul. Stay away. Go Darwin."

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