Joey

What is Joey?


1.

The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.

I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.

I know don't we all?

See smexy, fishy, hawt, joey, martin

2.

Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.

"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did"

"What?"

"He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her twat on his fingers from last night."

"So?"

"He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain."

"Hahahaha. What a fucking Joey."

See spastic, retard, spaz, spazmo, deacon, irreverent

3.

A term for baby kangaroo.

But not only that, it is Australian slang for a person usually youn, who is very bouncy, energetic, and sometimes may act a little violent and crazy

I was at the bar hittin on some damn Joey's girlfriend and he hit me in the face!

See joey, violent, bouncy, fun, add

4.

A unique guy, with a great sense of humor

Tall,dark, and handsome

Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man

Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist

Complete package

Total hottie

My Joey Joe Joe

Joey is soooooooooo hot

See hottie, cute, cupcake, lover, handsome

5.

irish for big dick

american slang for likes to mess with total assholes

usually a spazz

dude did you hear what jack did to old man jenkins?

no... shut up and tell me!

he put on a speedo and did that "party boy " thing from jackass then kicked him in balls!

haha, what a joey

See joey, spazz, asshole, irish, lucky

6.

irish origin,means that he is better than you at everything just the coolest name in the world

joey is the coolest person ever

See joe, jo, jose, joey

7.

slang for Big dick; Joey and the twins, or Dr Joey and the paramedics

Dr Joey is ready for his surgery tonight

See dick, balls, johnson, becky, sex


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