Joey Scale

What is Joey Scale?


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A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.

Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.

0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.

0.51 to 0.99 is strong.

1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.

Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?

Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

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