What is Joey Scale?
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A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!
Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.
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Random Words:
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Phrs. Wrong, messed up. British origin.
"Our whole holiday went all to pot when Dad got arrested for being drunk."..
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Unaware that it's raining
"Look at Joe, coming to work without an umbrella!"
"Yeah! What is he, impluvious?"..
