Jof

What is Jof?


1.

Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.

Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!

Other Guy: Really??

Guy: No.

2.

Jof is a nicknbame used towards someone of the name of Jon, Jonathan, John or Johnathan.

"This is Jonathan or Jof

3.

Like a jif, only longer. Approximately 26.2 minutes. A marathon of minutes.

Earl: I have to shower and poop, brb in a jof

Depot: a full jof or a half jof?

Earl: full jof

See minutes, time, jif, marathon, waiting


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