Jog Hog

What is Jog Hog?

Obese woman that dresses up in full jogging gear and then walks all or the vast majority of her "run."

That fatass Beth spends 20 minutes putting on her running outfit then walks the whole thing! She's a real jog hog!!

See obese, hog, jog, run, fat

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