Jog The Dog

What is Jog The Dog?

To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.

The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;

1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.

2. You're Horny.

3. You're Bored.

4. Your both bored AND horny.

5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.

6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.

Looks like Kevin is off to Jog the Dog!

See masturbation, jack off, jerk off, spank the monkey, choke the chicken

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