Jogger

What is Jogger?


1.

Someone who is obsessed in jogging, usually can be found in parks or rural roads in early morning. They've also developed an acute sense of discovering corpses in the vicinity.

police 1, "well what we got here?"

police 2, "that jogger found a corpse there."

2.

Someone who believes is engaging in excruciating physical activity but fail to realize he just can't run so must resort to fast walking.

Mike: Look at that guy jogging

Me: Yeah man, the girl next to him is walking faster.

Mike: What a jogger.

See jog, jogger, fast walker

3.

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

See Gaz


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